Oh Warney, how could you? What a traitorousness of every Australian man, woman and child who adored you — or as they say back home, every dinkum Ocker, Sheila and sprog.
Almost overnight a popular sporting hero has morphed into a metropolitan big girl’s blouse.
Looking at yesterday’s illustrate of him mincing down the stairs of his London base, Shane Warne looked like he’d been ambushed by the presenters of Unconventional Eye For A Straight Guy, the make-over show in which straight men are given a wholesale makeover by five gay stylists.